i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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