Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
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This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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