wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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