I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Damn victory sex feels great
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