Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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