worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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