Me. At least after what I've been through.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
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You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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