Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
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Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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