I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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