That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
