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Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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