So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
MIDGETS
????
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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