We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
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Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
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