Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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