"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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