I skipped work to stalk him.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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