every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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