Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I'm both gender and math confused
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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