If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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