You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
You smell like a Billy Joel song
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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