1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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