so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
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I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
is it fun? or sober?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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