i permit you to call me
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
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The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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