they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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