I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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