Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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