when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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