I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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