My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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