No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
We have started to decorate penises.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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