This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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