im drinking this country out of the recession.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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