I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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