If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
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All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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