I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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