He asked to "fluff my boner.."
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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