if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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