After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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