hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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