that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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