do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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