i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
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