So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
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so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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