He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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