..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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