So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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