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O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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