Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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