Nicole vs. Life
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
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He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
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I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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