I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
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it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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