Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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