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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm in love

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(727): View more from Florida

We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.

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(940): View more from Texas

I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.

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(916): View more from California

I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up

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(850): View more from Florida

Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here

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(216): View more from Ohio

I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it

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(813): View more from Florida

I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes

(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex

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