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(847): View more from Illinois

Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked

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(734): View more from Michigan

They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.

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(626): View more from California

Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...

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(505): View more from New Mexico

How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on

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(512): View more from Texas

Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought

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(217): View more from Illinois

Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners

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