So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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