i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Just invented taco cereal.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
The ass gains better be worth it
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