Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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