He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
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Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
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The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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