it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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